Category Archives: English Premier League

Antonio Conte Suing Chelsea Because Of A Broken Heart

Former Chelsea manager Antonio Conte is taking his former employers to court.  The Italian is suing Chelsea for what he terms as damage to his career and loss of future earnings.

Antonio Conte is accusing Chelsea of delaying his sacking and in doing so he also incidentally became the first human being (ever) to articulate such a statement. Conte is questioning why did it take Chelsea 55 days after the last game of the season to pull the trigger on his firing.  Continue reading

Transfer Rumors: Real Madrid Attempting An Italian Job On Chelsea’s New Italian Manager

Real Madrid is big game hunting and the first two names on their transfer target board are Chelsea’s Eden Hazard and Thibaut Courtois.

The Cristiano Ronaldo chapter is over Real Madrid. They need to find a player who can fill in the enormous chiselled jawline, six-pack abs, jelled hair void that he has left.

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